my parents:

Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2010 by gublernation

…are the coolest

my dad is equal parts – atticus finch
jimmy stewart
william s burroughs
and
orville redenbacher

and my mom is like clint eastwood with breasts

girlfriend wanted

Posted in Uncategorized on February 8, 2010 by gublernation

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

thanksgiving

Posted in Uncategorized on November 25, 2009 by gublernation

honest opinion needed

Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2009 by gublernation

Hypothetical Fence

Posted in Uncategorized on November 16, 2009 by gublernation

If I were to build a fence

hypothetical fence
it would look like
this
and it would be made out of cashmere

a poem for kelly kapowski

Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2009 by gublernation

cold wind
at your face
your suspenders
are
rad

My First Message to the Wild Word Web

Posted in Uncategorized on November 15, 2009 by gublernation

this is me, the gube

last week

on my way to the dance hall